(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
Get the Splat Smack mug.This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down
I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.
by Private pile November 1, 2020
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When your woman ass farts on ur balls and a little bit of wet poo comes out. Sometimes also referred to as a ‘Ball Blurter’
The Mrs got me with a Sack Splat last night during sex and thought it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing.
by SuspectZero July 31, 2022
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1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.
Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.
Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."
by Marshall, Leslie, Jen, Marquita July 20, 2006
Get the Split Sack Eye-Mask mug.The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.
During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.
by SpeedoWhore November 7, 2011
Get the Split Sack mug.The act of wearing jeans so tight ur sack gets seperated at the seat of ur pants and eventually splits into two seperate sacks each containing one ball.
by Wild Wallrus September 25, 2011
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