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shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.
the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security
shalacked by z man March 10, 2005
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spidacked 

When a person has taken too much amphetamine or methamphetamine and is going at too fast of a rate to function properly. Often times the person will be paranoid, sketchy, or have nervous twitches. Usually a person that is spidacked will pick at their face excessively and will not leave the house.
She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.
spidacked by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack
They got shalacked in the game today.
shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

spracked 

The adjective describing the intense high following the use of an illicit stimulant such as cocaine, or methamphetamine:seeglass.blow.
"im fucking spracked off that rail"
spracked by Gunther May 13, 2005
Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.
Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.
spacked by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

splanched out 

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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