Spitting Llama
When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.
Spitting Llama by King Taint March 29, 2020
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The spitting llama
While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.
The spitting llama by LostProphetInc June 17, 2009
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Fierce Spitting Llama
When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.
Fierce Spitting Llama by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006
Spittin lama
When getting head you proceed to cum on her neck then you lick it off and spit it in her face in hopes her mouth is open too. You can then let her know that when Lamas spit at you its their way of showing they like you. Thus you are the spittin lama
Spittin lama by Christy7609 December 7, 2019
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