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cocking the spangbutt 

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole
Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

spunkgutter 

A lady who acts as a constant drainage unit for man chutney.
would ya? nah mate she's a right spunkgutter.
spunkgutter by Richie Essex November 21, 2003
Extreme level of joy, exaggeration of happiness, giddy, swiftness, can also be used as awkward.

Can refer to emotions, objects or deity.
"I'm feeling extra SPIGGITTY today."
"Why are you acting so SPIGGITTY?"
"I swear on SPIGGITTY I'm not lying."
SPIGGITTY by NOX_MTRKZ1 December 30, 2025