spillage in the village 

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

spillage in the village by Bungalow Bill February 2, 2008

Spillage In The Village 

To spill ones semen in extraordinary quanitities accidentally within a small rural community.

"Goddamn, that spillage in the village almost wiped out the whole society of waverton!'

Spillage In The Village by Jim Goddamn! March 24, 2008

Skillage In The Village

Skillage, but in a village.

Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)

Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!

Skillage In The Village by M To The J May 15, 2007

Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.

'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."

Skillage in the village by Lucy J J August 29, 2009