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Spiderman Syndrome 

When a bottle gets stuck to your hand and it just doesn't want to come off
Yep, that's spiderman syndrome for ya

spiderman 3 syndrome 

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film
Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

Sideman Syndrome 

This is the case of being a sideman to everyone, even if you are in a new friend's group you are still a sideman. To identify someone infected with sideman syndrome you must spot the sideman in a group if friend's which are sidemen.
"Oi Mike has sideman syndrome"
"yeah i know that twat is still a sideman even with other sidemen"

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome 

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"