The act of straddling over another's body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. The act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderpoop.
Guy: Hey, lets do something neat.
Other Guy: I know, lets spiderpoop.
Guy: That sounds groovy man.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.