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spiderbeemothsquito 

noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.
when he tried to pick the wild raspberries, he was attacked en masse by the dreaded spiderbeemothsquito.

Spiderpenis 

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.
Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

spiderbang 

n. Aussie term for any useless time-wasting activity.

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Strewth mate! Get on with the operation! We didn’t scrub up for a bleeding spiderbang.

Hang about. The gasser hasn’t tubed her yet.
spiderbang by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Spidermeng 

By day He is a babysitter/spidermeng from hialeah he spends most days masturbating and smoking regs ranks very high on the spectrum and photshops his vehicles he is also a Painter in weston and a time piece collector.
If you need a Painter Don't worry I paint houses in weston

Spidermeng babysitter
Spidermeng by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022

Spidermeng 

Babysitter by day reg smoker by night he is a serial mastubator who paints in weston he is a kept man and has a secret identity spidermeng of hialeah 650 a month
Don't worry spidermeng

is on the way
He eats boogers henry
Spidermeng by Ricky Bobby GO FAST October 18, 2022