noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.
The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.
Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.
By day He is a babysitter/spidermeng from hialeah he spends most days masturbating and smoking regs ranks very high on the spectrum and photshops his vehicles he is also a Painter in weston and a time piece collector.
Babysitter by day reg smoker by night he is a serial mastubator who paints in weston he is a kept man and has a secret identity spidermeng of hialeah 650 a month