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Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
by Marin3r January 10, 2008
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Spider Punch

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.
I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.
by AssmanATX June 4, 2009
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Spiderpunch

The most devastating punch commonly used by Dispatcher Jay Thompson. Readily capable of causing destruction and devastation to all those struck.
Jay struck Kevin with a wicked right punch in the face while shouting “Spiderpunch”
by Manny Digs April 22, 2022
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