Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.

Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job

Spider Punch by Marin3r January 10, 2008

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Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

Spider Punch by DMITCH November 22, 2007

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Spider Punch • Spidey Punch • spider • spider monkey • spider web • Spider Pig • spider bites • spider legs • spider-man 3 • spider-girl

Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

Spidey Punch by AssmanATX June 4, 2009

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Spiderpunch

The most devastating punch commonly used by Dispatcher Jay Thompson. Readily capable of causing destruction and devastation to all those struck.

Jay struck Kevin with a wicked right punch in the face while shouting “Spiderpunch”

Spiderpunch by Manny Digs April 22, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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