Spice water 

Spice is several different legal herbs combined that is a substitute for marijuana, sold as incense just like salvia.
When you smoke spice out of a bong the bong water smells significantly different than bong water that was used for smoking marijuana. Therefore, Spice water is just bong water that had spice instead of weed filtered through it.

Dude this spice water smells sooo fuckin nasty!

Ya it taste like shitty gravy or somethin

WTF, I can't believe you just drank that!

Buauauaua! (Hank hill scream of terror)

Spice water by paul sulivan October 25, 2010

Water my spice garden 

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

Water my spice garden by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Spicy Water 

A very fizzy, seltzer water beverage.

My three-year-old likes to try a sip of our seltzer water, but she says it's too spicy.

Honey, did you pick up any spicy water at the store today?

Man, this seltzer is extra spicy!

Spicy Water by uffda18 July 30, 2012

Spicy Water 

An alcoholic drink without bubbles consisting of both water and vodka.

Guy 1: "Hey I'm going to go grab myself a good ole Spicy Water, do you want one?"

Guy 2: "A Spicy Water? Oh hell yeah!"

Spicy Water by S8THR January 19, 2020

Spicy Water 

A meme created to the category "white people jokes" Sprite, Sprite Zero or 7up are referred to a spicy water

If white people have no culture, then why does spicy water exist?

Spicy Water by Markus4lyfe July 2, 2017

Spicy Water 

Used to describe very low octane gasoline.
Term used by Jeremy Clarkson on the UK automotive show Top-Gear.

Cars in the Soviet Union were designed to run on gas octane ratings as low as 72! That's hardly even gasoline, that's just Spicy Water!

Spicy Water by qwerty732 July 30, 2017

Spicy Water 

Hydrochloric acid.

Want to drink some Spicy Water in science class?

Spicy Water by Swag_Penguin March 21, 2021