The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.
"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"
by Oh God, why? March 8, 2012