Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004

speedtard

The defenition of pepole that so obsessed by speeding, that they can't help them self driving like a maniac.

- "Shit I got my licence revoked due to speeding."

- "You speedtard!"

by mokkaman June 4, 2010

speedtard

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020