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Speed Nob variations 

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible
see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

Noble Steed 

That friend that always manages to save you from awkward social situations, is extremely attractive inside and out, and is a fantastic and smooth lover.
That man truly is a Noble Steed.
Noble Steed by Broken_teacu November 8, 2017

The Noble Steed 

When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.
“I gave her the noble steed and made her neigh all night long
The Noble Steed by Cbondo October 4, 2017

Noble Steed 

A weird boy in your highschool who walks by himself to class. He has long hair and upsidedown ears. he has an extreamly hott sister and he enjoys hockey and x box. He recieved the name noble steed because he is everyones bitch
hey noble steed...go get me a drink!
Noble Steed by Dyln563 January 31, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026