Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

Speed Mart by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Speedmaster3344 

This is a person that is fast at homestead but can’t turn right to save his life.

He buys Iracing so people thinks he’s good it racing but he’s not.

He likes to go backwards when he gets mad.

Oh no Speedmaster3344 is going backwards.

Speedmaster3344 by MLG PIZZA October 19, 2020

Grandeur speedmart

Splendor, excellence, obtaining perfection in everything.
A great achievement in marketing.
A Supermarket at it's best

Grandeur Speedmart, Splendor, Greatness, Perfect.

Grandeur speedmart by Grandeur Speedmart February 25, 2020