A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.
Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
by Rocky Skyline November 5, 2009