Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.
Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.
by Tres_Etrange July 11, 2009
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Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).
by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010
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I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
by GBart444 July 8, 2011
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by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011
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Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
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Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
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