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special occasion zit 

(n) A zit that appears on the skin of a person before a special occasion such as family gatherings, professional photo ops, parties, extravaganzas, dates, and holidays.
Example: I have been so excited to finally go on a date with Russell. Not suprisingly the day before our date I got a special occasion zit.

Example: Tomorrow is our family reunion! I will get to see people I haven't seen in years! Some people are coming that I haven't even met. I hope I don't get a special occasion zit.
special occasion zit by All4Us January 3, 2009

Special Occasion Bone 

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

special occasion top 

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion 

Special Naked Occasion

A Special Naked Occasion is an episode of Sex.
I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.

I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)
Special Naked Occasion by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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