spastic cunt 

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

spastic cunt by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

Spastic Cunt 

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

Spastic Cunt by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

cunt-spastic 

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.

Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic

cunt-spastic by DampDavy April 24, 2020

Spastic shit cunt 

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

Spastic shit cunt by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.

defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.

Cunting my Spastic by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011

Spasticunt 

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Spasticunted 

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

Spasticunted by Bald Lee March 31, 2025