Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.

Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.

by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022

Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019

Sparkling Water

Sparkling water tastes like pins and needles would

Person 1 - I’ll have some sparkling water

Person 2 - why? It’s tastes like pins and needles

by BestCC October 24, 2019

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013