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Sparkle Dick 

Hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays.
troy "LOOK AT MY Sparkle Dick!"
Sparkle Dick by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009

dick sparkler 

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.
My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!
dick sparkler by darthquixote April 11, 2016

dick spackle 

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
dick spackle by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.
sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.
Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick
SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012

Spackledick 

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.
I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.
Spackledick by Yvresse June 18, 2011