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Sparkle Dick 

Hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays.
troy "LOOK AT MY Sparkle Dick!"
Sparkle Dick by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009

dick sparkler 

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.
My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!
dick sparkler by darthquixote April 11, 2016

dick spackle 

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
dick spackle by Skins Sug June 17, 2018

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time
I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.
sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.
Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick
SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012

Spackledick 

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.
I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.
Spackledick by Yvresse June 18, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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