Spanky Day

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Spanky Day is on April 26. You celebrate the birth of a beloved pig named Spanky. If you don't draw or look at a picture of a pig named Spanky, the world will shun you. All Hail Spanky!!!

I love Spanky Day..... (Spanky Celebration)

Who's Spanky? What's Spanky Day? (No one likes that person)

Spanky Day by octopus33 April 25, 2010

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Sparky Deathcap Day

Sparky Deathcap Day takes place on The 15th of February Every year. The Reason Feb 15 is Sparky Deathcap day is because it is his birthday, We love rob #Sparky4lyf

"yo did you know sparky deathcap day is today?"
"let's play tear jerky ep"

Sparky Deathcap Day by sparky fan June 26, 2023

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Spank Your Grandma Day

the day where you spank your grandma

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

Spank Your Grandma Day by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020

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Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day by potheadclauds January 5, 2012

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skanky daycare

the cheapest daycare center that you could send your kids to. Forever smells like rotten diapers.

WTF! The state denied my welfare. I might have to go find a job and send my kids to that skanky daycare

skanky daycare by Terry Kulmuthafuka May 5, 2018

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Spankydanky

Something good, wonderful, or happy.

Have a Spankydanky day.

Spankydanky by Fried chikin November 5, 2011

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spankday

the anniversary of the day you joined spank

september 11th is my spank day, I would have been here three years

spankday by Sanity May 3, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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