Skip to main content

Spank Off 

Spank Off by jim jimson November 27, 2002
Urban Dictionary Merch

good night spank off 

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
good night spank off by MyManEd January 15, 2009

spank one off

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.
spank one off by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Skank-off 

To bitch about people (mostly girls) crap choice in clothing. Usually cheap and of rubbish quality. The person can wear it once maybe twice, if that. skank, slut clothes bitching skanky
'Omg did u see that girls outfit last night..?'
'Yeah me and Ellen had a bitch about it'
'Oh so you had a skank-off too?'
Skank-off by Abi <3 December 6, 2006

Skank-off 

To be present in a nightclub with one or more female friends, potentially on drugs, and try to attract more attention than them by kissing and grinding members of the same or opposite sex, making irritating noises (possibly attempts at conversation) and wearing as little as possible without being charged with indecency.
The D-floor at Sugar last Saturday, major skank-off!
Skank-off by Spice6987 January 20, 2011

Slank Off 

To do whatever you want and not do some other stupid stuff instead.

Marcel: "Hey bobby, you doing your homework?"

Bobby: "No, F that! I am going to slank off!"
Slank Off by Chip&Pepper March 27, 2009

spark off 

To engage in the act of masturbating, usually violently.
Attractive female: I'm thinking about having a shower.
Typical male: That's what I think about when I spark off.
spark off by ElCreepo September 18, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
Next