Spank Hank
A piece of cloth, often an old tee-shirt or pair of boxer shorts that you don't wear anymore, used to wipe up semen after ejaculation. Also known as a cum cloth.
Spank Hank by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009
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Hank Spank
A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
Hank Spank by Jobot15 January 30, 2010
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Hank Spank
Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male
thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
Hank Spank by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010
Spanks Hank
The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Spanks Hank by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022
stank on your hank
when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.
I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
stank on your hank by arytna February 25, 2023
stank on your hank
when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.
I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
stank on your hank by arytna February 25, 2023
Hanky Spank
When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Hanky Spank by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
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