Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.

Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Spanorkfaknife

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009

Spanork

The Spanork is a combo between the Fork,spoon, and Knife.
The Spanork is use when you are eating something then have to switch utensils. This is used for BoyScouts, Hikers, BackPackers, and another outdoors men and or women.

Dennis: What is this?
Chris: I don't know,but i can drink soup and eat my steak
John: Well come on its a Spanork

Man1:Hey did you pack the utensils
Women1:no of course not I just grabbed 2 Spanorks to save space.

by Jr.JDubs May 9, 2011

spanorking

The act of stabbing somebody with a spork

He was injured in a Spanorking incident when he tried to touch/take my food

by runstealshoot October 10, 2019