Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.

Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork

by drilldoe November 30, 2013