The Spanork is a combo between the Fork,spoon, and Knife.
The Spanork is use when you are eating something then have to switch utensils. This is used for BoyScouts, Hikers, BackPackers, and another outdoors men and or women.
Dennis: What is this?
Chris: I don't know,but i can drink soup and eat my steak
John: Well come on its a Spanork
Man1:Hey did you pack the utensils
Women1:no of course not I just grabbed 2 Spanorks to save space.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'