Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.
Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork
by drilldoe November 30, 2013
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knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
by drilldoe November 30, 2013
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