Definitions by drilldoe

knob goalie 

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

knob goalie by drilldoe November 30, 2013

Spandork

Dorky, bookworm type girl wearing spandex.

Pamela should take a look in the mirror, spandex is not her friend. Between the glasses and the sweater she really looks like a spandork

Spandork by drilldoe November 30, 2013