Spalin 

An oil spill of large magnitude.

"Man, that Gulf oil disaster was one humongous Spalin!"

Or

"This is the worst Spalin since the Exxon Valdez!"

Spalin by Questinia May 13, 2010

spasino 

Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.

Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."

spasino by natalie portmanteaux August 3, 2023

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Shame-splaining by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Spain's ass 

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.

"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."

Spain's ass by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016

Shalini 

Shalini is the kind of girl who will change your life... She is beautiful and has a smile that shines as brightly as the sun. She has a strong mind but a soft heart and her love for others is overflowing. Her spirit is gentle and kind and she has an unfaltering faith. There is nothing but greatness in Shalini's steps. Her words are powerful and her journey is full of great triumphs. She is strong and courageous yet she is full of grace. One of god's most precious gifts is a Shalini who will walk life with you... If you ever have the chance, tell her she is the reason you wake up in the morning and without her your life would never be the same.
She is also absolutely hilarious and NOT quiet despite what certain people think.

You- "Hey im really lonely these days.."
Shalini- "Come over to my place! we can have a sleepover"

Shalini by somerandomweirdo92 November 10, 2012

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.

spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot 😳💋💋💋💋😳😳😳😜😜😜😋😋😋

shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

reddit spacing 

Using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one. Typically used on 4chan to discredit someone on the basis of being a Reddit user, or derail the conversation.

>uses reddit spacing
>hates donald trump
>doesn't know about /r9k/
Sure is summer

reddit spacing by ashlebede July 27, 2017