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Spacetime-Probability Technologies

The hypothetical devices that would allow users to perceive, navigate, or manipulate the probability dimension, effectively letting you see the paths not taken or, if you're brave enough, switch to them mid-stride. These technologies include probability goggles (showing overlays of every possible version of the present moment, which is overwhelming and deeply unhelpful when crossing the street), branch-shifters (devices that let you jump to a timeline where you didn't send that embarrassing text), and the ever-popular "quantum eraser" that claims to delete unfortunate outcomes from your personal probability tree (it doesn't work, but it sells well on late-night infomercials).
Spacetime-Probability Technologies *Example: "He bought a spacetime-probability technology headband that promised to show him all possible futures. When he put it on, he was immediately overwhelmed by 47 versions of himself making different lunch choices. One version had soup, one had salad, and one had apparently decided lunch was irrelevant and was just napping. He took the headband off and had a sandwich, hoping it was the optimal branch."*
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Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across six dimensions, allowing users to perceive, measure, or manipulate not just spacetime position and probability branches but the fundamental starting points that shape reality. These technologies include "initial conditions scanners" that can read the complete history of any system from its beginning, "origin browsers" that let you explore how different starting points would have unfolded, and the holy grail: "reinitialization devices" that would let you restart systems with new initial conditions—essentially, the ability to begin again. Such technologies are theoretical only, because changing initial conditions would rewrite history entirely, creating paradoxes that make time travel look simple. But the fantasy of being able to choose your starting point—your genetics, your family, your era—is irresistible.
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Technologies Example: "He used a 6D technology device to view his life with different initial conditions—if he'd been born to wealthy parents, if he'd had different genetics, if he'd grown up in a different country. The device showed him twenty versions of himself, each starting from different points, each unfolding differently. Some were happier, some richer, some dead. He returned to his actual initial conditions slightly more at peace—not because they were best, but because they were his."
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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