space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.

I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!

by Newagearsewipe August 5, 2016

Space poo

When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.

" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"

by Rogeydogdogwhoofwhoofwhoof March 3, 2018

Space Poove

An effiminate older gay man, often seen sporting a bouffant, clutching a man-bag, dressed in high waisted slacks and slip-on shoes, a large pinky ring, usually wearing large oval gold eye-glasses.

1. Oh she is such a space poove, ironing her sheets and underwear in her silk brocade dressing gown and leather slippers
2. Aubrey wore a cravat to brunch, what a space poove!

by Donaldasher October 2, 2009

Space Poon

A condition that effects female astronauts upon entering the upper stratosphere. Under normal circumstances the affliction would be considered a run of the mill yeast infection. A yeast infection is caused by Candida albicans and other bacteria native to a woman's crotch. When these bacteria become too numerous, a vagina will emit foul odors and secretions. The Causes can be STDs, medication, clothing, diet, hormones or injury. In the case of female astronauts it is caused by hygiene and decreased atmospheric pressure. These factors contribute to increased pH and moisture, allowing bacterial colonies to multiply.

When female astronauts began shuttle missions they noticed increased discomfort in the downstairs of their space suit. Male astronauts, whose musky ball stank also did not go unnoticed, began to complain of a new smell. They likened the smell to a bottle of fish oil left ajar. The men eventually figured it out and coined the term Space Poon. So, If you are adapt at Asian cookery, or are at the grocery store, open a bottle of fish oil, take whiff and it will be just like being on the space station.

by Sloxx December 23, 2008

Space Poop

The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better

Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon

by Slick Rxck December 8, 2018