south american 

A method of post coital clean up involving a towel soaked in cold water.

See also: Pan American and Baghdad Maid

She was nice enough to get me a south american after I came all over myself... Too bad her hot water is out.

south american by Bog-man July 29, 2016

south american 

(1) Of, or related to people born and raised to being like a South American or in South America.

(2) Being really good at something that most people consider "impossible" or flat out insane. Ex: Playing girls, playing soccer, doing crazy ass shit but not hurting themselves like other jackasses, and all the good stuff.

(3) Very good quality, or comical quality

Example 1: I'm South American because I was born and raised there and my friends South American because his heritage is South American and therefore he was raised like a typical South American would be culturally raised.

Example 2: Ryan: Damn did you see Ronaldinho do that fucking crazy trick then pass it to Messi on Barcelona? Nacho: Yeah man their fucking south american!!!
Also, Ryan: Dude I just did a 720 back flip and landed it!!! Nacho: Thats fucking south american man. Also, Boo: That chicks fucking easy man Ryan: Duh dude, because your south american!!!!

Example 3: Ryan: Dude, sonic is fucking south american Nacho: So is this chocolate dude.

south american by Ryan and Nacho June 4, 2008

South American Cocktail

The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.

"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"

South American Cocktail by laupai12 March 6, 2009

South American long boi 

Slang for the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). natively found in south america.

can be shortened to long boi.

Max: how was your date with Jess yesterday?
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi

South American long boi by Sargent Steel January 7, 2020

South American Beaver Chaser 

A South American Beaver Chaser is a lesbian (of a South American country, as the name implies) that attempts to gain U.S. Citizenship by marrying a lesbian partner.

That Columbian sure is a South American Beaver Chaser!

South American Beaver Chaser by slippy & farrett June 9, 2017

south-american guche piranna 

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

south-american guche piranna by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

South American Cat Paw 

While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.

While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.

South American Cat Paw by Tac0Vendor September 24, 2013