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Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019
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