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Sour Patch Momma
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A
wealthy
older woman
that provides a monetary allowance in
exchange
for eating her rancid twat.
"Holly asked me if she can be my
Sour Patch
Momma. She said she'd
give me
$500 a week and buy me a Popeye's
Chicken Sandwich
. I'm gonna do it!"
by
affluent geoffrey
September 16, 2019
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