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sorceress 

A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.
Wow, that sorceress healed Melanie's finger instantly with her magic spell!
sorceress by kaybutts July 16, 2007

Socceritis 

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.
I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time
Socceritis by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008

Sorceress 

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.
Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!
n. (sar-SAIR-it-ee') A combination of sarcasm and sincerity.

See also sarcere
When I told her I liked her joke, I was being a little sarcastic, but a little sincere...so I was using sarcerity."
sarcerity by nduanetesh July 4, 2010

soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)
Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.
soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

sororistute 

Frequently hailing from the Long Island region, the sororistute is notable for her fake tan, lack of eyebrows, black North Face fleece, and pants that say JUICY on the ass. Often features pink polo shirt with flipped up collar, or jean jacket (with sweatshirt underneath) and large silver hoop earrings.
Haha, look at that sororistute doing the walk of shame.
sororistute by Melissa Mouse June 10, 2006