Sonta 

An act of extreme sexiness or glory. When one walks down the street and empty cars honk, they're pulling a sonta.

A Sontite "Dude, i just slept with jessica alba"

People looking on in aw "Wow, such a sonta"

Sonta by sontasaver February 4, 2009

2-7÷%*€((sonta-London5 

textkey location omicron project CIA whitesiteE7 keeping Evolution computer defeat AllenTuring test. shipped mars. Elon Musk. Hurry.

key to translate Industrial society and it's future 2-7÷%*€((sonta-London5 zodiac locker #5. Index line 7 word 3 omicron password there.

2-7÷%*€((sonta-London5 by the black smith December 9, 2021

dirty sonta 

when u are in the 69 position she is on top throws up on ur belly and balls and uses her hair to clean it up

last night i got a dirty sonta it was nasty she used her hair.

dirty sonta by merlesgonewild April 1, 2007

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa 

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.

I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!

Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019

Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

Santan Dave 

One of the best upcoming rappers in the U.K right now. Loads of potential to become the best, body of a 19 year old but brain of a 35 year old.

Santan Dave is one wise fella

Santan Dave by ManLike10 November 20, 2017