adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.
by robes March 01, 2006
A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.
Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.
by Robes February 12, 2006