Somapti

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She is just awesome. There is no one I can compare with her and also she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my whole life. You can't even ignore her beauty. At the same time she is intelligent and kind hearted which she will never admit. According to her she is useless as like sakura, boring and she often says that her heart is made of stone. The best thing is her hair that flows over her those eyes. A cute slime with a little dimple. Enough to fall in love with her.

Somapti is totally legit.

Somapti by Anonymous_The end January 29, 2023

Words you can keep

somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

somatic massage by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

Somatic

Highfalutin sexual or sensual state or activity. Holistic intimacy... Often used by sex providers in craigslist ads.

Somatic massage

Somatic by badangs January 7, 2009

Sompting

A very very very very boring village situated between Lancing and Worthing. Most people include sompting inhabitants with Lancing inhabitants but they are completely differnt. Lancing citizens are made up of chavs and "gangstas" whereas Sompting is made up of old people and posh wannabes. There are many horses and sheep taking up the area.

I am no chav you scoundrel! I am a sompting CITIZEN for life!

Sompting by katost May 16, 2011

somatime

A some of the time involvement.

He is somatime one day he responds the next day he don't.

somatime by HOLLYWOULD2021 January 14, 2021

Somatime

Sometime you do sometime you don't

He is somatime. Somatime he responds and somatime he don't. Makes me think he is some of yours and some of mine when he acts like that. A true playa for real.

Somatime by HOLLYWOULD2021 January 14, 2021

samapti

Samapti is a name of a girl who is very sweet to everyone and especially kids favourite

Samapti is so beautiful

samapti by Real legend November 25, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026