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seosapien 

a human/google hybrid - a professional search engine ranking guru - someone who lives in Google or other search engines - someone who speaks Googleze
Our Seosapiens freaked when they dropped two spots on Google!
seosapien by Tim McGuinness March 16, 2008
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yolosapien 

a. A person who has no limits to how fucked up he or she will get. b. A person who has yolo'ed so much it became embedded into their genetic code.
A wild yolosapien has appeared!

Rishbash took 20 pills, 10 tabs of acid, 5 hits of meth, did an oz of coke and hitch hiked 300 miles to go to my birthday party; what a yolosapien.
yolosapien by Kvii September 25, 2013

yolosapien 

A homosapien that only lives their life once.
You're such a yolosapien.
yolosapien by Yolosapian#1 July 30, 2014

Holosapien 

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.
On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.
Holosapien by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Seosapien 

A person whos life revolves around search engine optimization.
Chris Lagergren is a seosapien.
Seosapien by Chris Lagergren March 22, 2008

Holosapien 

Homosapiens who simps for vtubers and their opinions are on the same tier as pedophiles which is rock bottom of the tier list and even lower than anti-vaxxers.
Schubert is a holosapien and sacrificed his social life for the virtual models online. Eventually, he he gained so much weight from all the takeouts he ordered and met his untimely demise.
Holosapien by biggus yunggus January 8, 2023