Smallest dick found to be attached to a human body is held by anyone with the name Solomon. This person is racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic. If your name is Solomon you are literal human fucking dirt.
Guy 1: I hate blacks and gays lol
Guy 2: Don't be such a Solomon dude
by 00f March 16, 2018
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a tall black kid who doesn’t cream his legs
josef: have u seen solomon’s legs?
jake:yeah they dryyyyy
by snajjavaha January 13, 2019
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Solomon is a freckly lil shit. He won't rape you but he's damn annoying. Can be funny I guess. Will wear girls skirts, don't know why. Bit of a weirdo. Smallest dick ever, not even there. He should be a nun so I never have to see his ass of a face again. He's the kind of guy that will bite a bush and break his braces.
by ezzzramiller September 22, 2018
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solomon is a boy who is smart but can get on your nerves easily
hey did you see Solomon

yeah he s such a brain
by frankyrules May 15, 2019
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A kid (usually black) that wears the same pair of Air Force ones for 5 years straight. He looks like kodak, and walks around like he doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s a great topic of conversation and is obsessed with girls. He also usually has a man crush, and in some cases can end up following him around like he’s his dog.
Jace:Bro solomon do you think caitlin is hot?
Solomon: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG brooooo caitlin is SOOOOOOOO hot bro she’s is like bro she is like so hot bro oh maaaa goddddd like I sweada gooooodddd bro they donttttttt knowwwwwww it’s clipppppp.
by Jkai2004 September 22, 2019
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Solomon: Man of peace.

Solomon is usually the name of someone who has a remarkable character. They have a great sense of justice and they wish absolutely no harm upon others, whether they're humans or animals. They're ambitious, spontaneous and adventurous but at the same time, they're still the most grounded and down-to-earth people you will ever come across. Solomons are the type of people that just feel like home. They are the actual embodiment of warmth and happiness.

Their only weakness is their love for stupid video games and bad shows like Naruto, but even then they're the most lovable dorks to exist on this planet. We should appreciate our Solomons more.
Also, uhh, a huge plus.. did I mention they're hella cute and attractive too?

How to identify a Solomon?

If they say at least one of these catchphrases: “mhhm mhmm“, “yeaaa“ and “acually“ then you definitely have your hands on a Solomon.
1: God, I wish I could be as great of a person as Solomon is.
2: Oh same, sis. Being a Solomon is my greatest aspiration in life.
by Nazerat August 16, 2018
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