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Skemantics

1. (skå-man-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.
Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......
Skemantics by DY87 September 22, 2010
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Sokema • skema • SkEmail • skematics • soleman • Skemantics • skemar • skemash • Skemazz • Sokem
Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.
Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."
SkEmail by Flower Pot October 19, 2008
The most selfless kind human being on earth. Soleman will go to great lenghths to see people smile or laugh and askes for nothing in return. Incredibly beautiful inside and out Soleman is an extremely good looking yet humble human. Soleman is the secret force that holds friend circles and family together. He is the keeper of secrets and carrier of stress for many a person. He is probably the only true nice guy left on earth. People often tell him that he is a beautiful human being. The name being closley related to peace and wisdom in Hebrew culture, many people seek Soleman out for advice when they themselves are not sure why they gravitate towards him. Though unconditionally kind hearted and selfless Soleman can also be the worst enemy you will ever make. Soleman can go from the nicest person you know to a completly terrifying human in the flick of a switch especially if there is family or friends being threatened.

Soleman is the greatest lover you will ever encounter and knows how to treat his woman like a queen.

If you are ever fortunate enough to meet a human named Soleman (with this unlikley spelling of the name) and he willingly lets you into his life, do not let him go. He lets very few people in and once you leave is unlikely to welcome you back.
Soleman is such a beautiful human.
soleman by Truenames1789 June 3, 2016
in street malay, obsessed in following rules; nerd
dak nih skema cam sial
-meaning: this boy is extremely nerd
skema by jamilah endut November 3, 2009
What a no-life does when their chat partner is away.
Shmuck - "I SkEmailed her about my day"
Coolguy101 - "u r such a dweeb"
SkEmail by bobcliffbob November 5, 2008
(S-keh-mah-z)To trick or fool. Normally used as an exclamation when one has been deceived.
"I've been skemazzed!"

Or

"Dude, you skemazzed him."
Skemazz by Runs-from-salads May 27, 2019
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