Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

softwood lumber

When your boner kinks when you try to shove it in her ass but she clinches.

She wouldn't relax when I tried to plow her ass and left me with softwood lumber.

by MVCV007 November 29, 2016

Artie softwood

This person is literally the fates guy you will know he is also autistic and thinks he’s the best

Artie softwood is you friend

by Kalden brooks November 2, 2023