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soft shell taco 

Shaved pussy
That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?

Nah man, soft shell taco.
soft shell taco by Adambom42 April 20, 2018

soft shell penis 

a limp penis covered by a condom.
I was all ready to go but I couldn't get more than a soft shell penis!
soft shell penis by Andy De October 11, 2006

Soft Shell 

It means that you take things on lightly. You don't often hold grudges. You are easily likeable.
(Friend rants and then apologizes for ranting infront of you)

You are such a soft shell! You need to rant MORE.
Soft Shell by azlinkix April 2, 2011

soft shelled taco

when a guy poops and cums between a girls boobs and then squeezes the boobs together.
after hours of rough sex, tom ended the night with a soft shelled taco on bettys chest.

Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich 

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good
fat people soft shelled crab sandwich good looks cook

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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