Adambom42's definitions

amd

When you accidentally type "amd" instead of "and" like a dumbass and now you can't go back and edit your definition.

Me: Yeah, I got my definition published in Urban Dictionary!

Friend: There's a typo!

Me: Amd I'm an idiot...

by Adambom42 October 15, 2023

show dairy

Flash your tits

Wait. Did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah. I got a free shirt amd everything.

by Adambom42 October 13, 2023

mastersplaining

When someone seems to enjoy explaining things so much and explain waaaaay more than they need to, you swear they cum while doing it.

Did you see Joe's eyes light up when the teacher asked him what he thought about Beowulf?

Yeah, he was mastersplaining why that book is awesome for like 5 minutes.

by Adambom42 May 30, 2018

Stanley

A trendy insulated mug given as a gift to conpensate for disappointing intercourse

Was he any good?

Nah man, but I got a Stanley

or

How was Matt last night?

Well...I got a Stanley

by Adambom42 October 27, 2023

drop it in her

Like throw it in her, only when you know she's a ho.

I'd throw it in her.

Dude, you wouldn't need to throw it, you could just drop it in her.

by Adambom42 May 30, 2018

Quarantine Bomb

Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.

It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.

by Adambom42 March 28, 2020

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019