Soficutie 

A perfect girl just for you. She is pretty, cute, hot, and all in all gorgeous. Whenever a man is around his girl he always gets hard just knowing he's dating such a girl as a Soficutie. The word comes from the mixture of the word Sofia + cutie. The best person for a Soficutie are an A + S. If you ever see such initials together, it is the best couple ever.

Boy 1: Hey! Did you see my new girlfriend.
Boy 2: No I didn't. What's her name?
Boy 1: Her name is Sofia and god damn is she a Soficutie!

Soficutie by bigdreams99 May 20, 2022

Soicudie 

When you try to commit suicide but fuck up tremendously and die a weird fucked up death.

John tried to jump out the window but ended up commiting Soicudie when his foot got caught and he broke both legs and survived the fall, he tried to snap his neck both only locked it sideways, and died after 4 long painful hours.

Soicudie by BillyMayes97179 November 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016