Smokapotamus 

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.

"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"

Smokapotamus by R1029 October 4, 2006

Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.

Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus

Slopapotamus by knappyboy March 5, 2011

slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

Suckapotamus 

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

Suckapotamus by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

slopapotamus

A combination of a sloppy woman and a hippopotamus that occurs when some guidette decides to get drunk off her ass and stumble around Seaside.

Deena just turned into a slopapotamus" - Mike "The Situation

slopapotamus by spreadinthetruth February 28, 2011