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Smokapotamus

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.
"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"
by R1029 October 4, 2006
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Slopapotamus

Slopapotamus is a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus. Usually occurs when a female consumes vast amounts of alcohol.
Did you see that girl shes acting like a slopapotamus
by knappyboy March 5, 2011
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slotapotamus

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.
"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005
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Suckapotamus

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.
The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.
by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010
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Sofapotamus

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.
During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.
by rvanscotter March 8, 2009
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slopapotamus

A combination of a sloppy woman and a hippopotamus that occurs when some guidette decides to get drunk off her ass and stumble around Seaside.
Deena just turned into a slopapotamus" - Mike "The Situation
by spreadinthetruth February 28, 2011
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