Sofa Balls

When an obese man has a very small penis and large balls (usually larger or cancerous). And the tiny pecker sits on upon the sofa of balls paling in comparison to the balls. Possibly with a cocacola and some potato chips.

Alex has sofa balls.

That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.

I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.

Sofa Balls by kittwinder April 13, 2010

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softballs

beating around the bush; being gentle with the attack

Aaron: I think shes likes me.... What should i do?

Robert: Truthfully Broh?! Enough with the softballs, let her know what you really want!

softballs by Airon General August 21, 2009

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Sofa Balls • softball shape • Softball slap • softball stamp • softball • Sofa Cru • Sofa Head • Sofa Kingdom • Sofa King Retarded • Sofa Knee

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

Softballs by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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