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Socklop origins to the words sockay (its'okay) and lop (lol with a typo), now, socklop means that something is or will be, and that you shouldn't worry about it. This word has been invented by two extremely bored girls in quarantine.
Abby, "I'm so sorry about what I did last week"
Samantha, "Dont worry, its socklop"
socklop by Wierdwordz June 24, 2020

sockophant 

A sockpuppet created for the purpose of fawning over the original poster's comment, in order to make the poster or their ideas seem more popular than they are.
That Intersocktion blog is so desperate for sheeple, it's infested by a bunch of ass-kisser, brown-noser mindless sockophants to make up the numbers.

socktopus 

A collection of stray socks bundled together in the hope that their partners will one day spontaneously rematerialise. The name derives from the fact that the loose end of each sock emerges like a tentacle from the body of a cephalopod.

The preponderance of unattached socklings is now known to be an effect of quantum physics. The uncertainty about the fate of the other socks is known as the Uncertainty Principle.

See also quantum entanglement.
My top drawer is the nest of a mighty socktopus.
socktopus by Buddhabing June 4, 2004

socktopus 

A pile of unmatched socks that is bundled together with another sock, creating an object that resembles an octopus.
Jamie - see if you can match up any of those socktopuses on the couch.
socktopus by topseyturvey January 6, 2006

Socktopus 

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.
Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"
Socktopus by scoot24 October 20, 2009

Sockmopper 

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.
Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.
Sockmopper by Pissdick. February 2, 2005