Sock-cucker 

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).

Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".

Sock-cucker by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

Sock-Cucker 

Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!

Sock-Cucker by Taylor-B- October 24, 2011

Sock Cucker 

Spoonerism of the insult Cock Sucker. It is often used to veil the insult and make it appear less offensive or even to make it go undetected. Can also be written as Sock Cooker.

Hes a total Sock Cucker.
She cooks socks.
etc

Sock Cucker by Andy J N July 5, 2006

Sock Cucker 

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

Sock Cucker by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Sock Cucker 

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

Sock Cucker by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

sock cucker 

getting off watching someone wear your socks

look at this sock cucker

sock cucker by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022

Sock Cucker 

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

Sock Cucker by M Land May 12, 2024