Sock roulette
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
Sock roulette by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016
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Sock Roulette
When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Sock Roulette by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
Related Words
Sock roulette • Shockroulette • sock • sock puppets • sock monkey • sock fucker • sock head • sock it to me! • Sock rule • sock-block
Shockroulette
(sub.) Video chatting on Chatroulette and doing ridiculous stuff to get a reaction out of people. The emotions provoked are often strong and usually positive, such as staring at your screen and laughing in disbelief. (As opposed to dick roulette and other ways of seeking negative attention)
Guy 1: Oh, have you seen the video where a guy makes a parody of Miley Cyrus and sings Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette?
Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.
Shockroulette by Digimonsters January 27, 2014
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