Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013

socialtard

Focusing on or assuming the worst in people; defaulting to emotionally manipulative and controlling behavior (rather than being relaxed and vulnerable toward others that should be presumed an ally); unintentionally creating rifts where they just want people to come together, but under their leadership and terms.

Socialtard control tactics:
selective inattention, silent treatment, acting helpless, nagging, over-rationalization, minimization, diversion, distancing, seduction, complaining, playing victim, covert intimidation, overt intimidation, guilt-tripping, lying, verbal abuse, stalking and physical abuse, criticizing, vilifying, projecting blame, denial, pretending to do noble acts for everyone (but their victim), withdrawing attention, which goes hand in hand with the tactic of giving good feelings and taking them away.

"My socialtard friends don't have to agree with my feelings and they don't have to feel my feelings. They just need to acknowledge that they are my feelings, and that they matter, as do theirs. We're allies with similar social fears."

by former socialtard May 30, 2013