So-Called Friend 

Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!

Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber

Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.

Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.

So-Called Friend by Mari~ November 18, 2009

a so-called friend

a fake friend

a so-called friend by Darius April 25, 2003

a so-called friend

men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.

the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"

a so-called friend by captain skylark May 17, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012