Snuggle Monster

When you are dubbling up in a bed with another guy due to a lack of available beds (ie: Hockey Trouneys) and one guy decides to cuddle the other guy while sleeping. Usually this is non consensual and could be considered a light form of man rape.

Man, T-Bone was a real Snuggle Monster last night. I woke up and he had his arm around me and his tongue in my ear.

Snuggle Monster by Big Big - L February 3, 2009

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Shnuggle Monster

A monster knitted by the health fairy. He snuggles with the sick and makes them feel all better with cuddles and kisses.

His main mode of transport is upon a rainbow, but has been known to use moonbeams and starlight.

He comes in all different colours and enjoys many activities such as pie eating, drumming, dancing and rollerskating.

oh no, what do you mean you are ill? hopefully the shnuggle monster will take your pain away

Shnuggle Monster by Writingck28 August 31, 2010

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snaggle tooth twat monster

A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.

Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.

snaggle tooth twat monster by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

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snugglemonster

One who engages in intense snugglin.

Lindsey is a snugglemonster when she visits Brandon.

snugglemonster by brandonodno October 12, 2006

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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