When you are dubbling up in a bed with another guy due to a lack of available beds (ie: Hockey Trouneys) and one guy decides to cuddle the other guy while sleeping. Usually this is non consensual and could be considered a light form of man rape.
Man, T-Bone was a realSnuggle Monster last night. I woke up and he had his arm around me and his tongue in my ear.
A person, male or female, who excels in the arts of snuggling and cuddling. This person has natural, intrinsic instincts, and has also refined their skills over many years to seamlessly merge their warm snuggly body with another's to form one indistinguishable cozy snuggly cuddlemass
Michelle is a serious snugglemaster - she and her new dude missed the show last night because they were lost in time and space snuggled up in a state of ethereal cuddled-up bliss
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.